Welcome to my sound file page.

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South Park
South Park is one of my favorite shows on TV.  As you can tell Cartman is my favorite.

Cartman singing about the ghetto   Ghetto Part 2
Cartman and Mom singing "grandmothers house" Cartman: "screw you guys"
Cartman's Mom has a penis?? Cartman not finishing cake??? 
Cartman getting a shirt for Christmas  Cartman figures out where babies come from.
Mom's cooking Cartman talking about Charlie Manson
Cartman Singing about his best friends. A Slumber party??  At Kenny's House???
Cartman's Views on tree huggers Cartman Ponders death
Cartman singing "Oh Holy Night" Dinner at Kenny's house
Cartman talking with an underpants gnome More Cartman and the gnome
Cartman and the gnome discussing their home Tweek under pressure
The gnomes torturing Tweek  Underpants gnome song
Cartman pissed off Cartman wanting to watch a classic on TV
The boys fail to raise enough money for Chef Cartman's views (and mine) on using drugs
Licking Carpet Cartman will miss Chef
Cartman will kick you in the nuts Cartman gets revenge
Cartman's mom was his dad "That sounds pretty sweet to me"

 

Beavis & Butthead
B & B used to be my favorite show.  What can I say?  Im a kid at heart (with a warped sense of humor)

Beavis in the cockpit The boys looking for a woman with big tits
"This is the coolest thing" "Come to Butthead"
B&B in Sex Ed. class (mp3) Beavis trying to enjoy a little porno
B&B are finally going to score Scoring in Washington D.C.
Naked chicks!! "This sucks more than anything"
B & B fighting Don't you hate when this happens to you at the drivethru?
Buzcut: "candyass" Buzcut: "I do the ass kicking..."
Beavis concerned about never scoring

 

Other
I don't watch much TV, I prefer  movies.  Here are some sound files from a few of my favorites.

That song-Grandma got run over..... A Cav LTC talking about a beautiful morning
Dong-"Oh Sexy girlfriend" Dong-"Whats happening Hot Stuff?"
Farris-"Life moves pretty fast" FMJ-Gouge out your eyes and Skull fk you
FMJ-Come over and fk my sister FMJ-Twinkle toes commie
FMJ-"You are pukes" FMJ-"What is your major malfunction"
16 candles: "Chicks cant hold smoke" Dong after a long hard night of loving.
16 candles:  A new level of geek Farris: "European Socialists"
Fast Times:  "Learn it, Live it..." Fast Times: "You Dick"
Original Star Trek theme Borg
Borg:  "Assimilated" Star Trek fight music
Cylon: "by your command"
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